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hull city

Just for posterity: Hull City above Liverpool, Arsenal and Man United in the Premiership.

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different gravy

Hull City in the Premiership!

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Different gravy?
Keep listening to the end to hear Deano …. “yeah loads”

Seen the goal? Bosh!! Foot like a traction engine!

ascent into the absurd

Ridiculous.

That’s the one-word message I sent to a rugby-loving mate on Sunday morning. After England beat France in the RWC semi-final.

Eddie Butler in The Observer agrees:

In all the stories of comebacks in sport, few have restarted from such a low point as England. It is hard to describe how ineffably dreadful they were at the start of this World Cup. How they only got worse against the United States. How they fell so hard against the bottom of a deep, deep pit against South Africa.

It is absolutely impossible to state how slim their chance were of defending their title. They were shite.

Now they are in the final of the World Cup. Rub your eyes again, slap yourself across the cheek and pour a bucket of cold water over your head. England are going to the final. If they had to bear some terrible stick for all the stumbles, all the headlong plunges they took into near-oblivion between World Cups, now they deserve all the credit going.

God, they are an ugly, beautiful side.

Ugly, sure, but it’s not ice-skating.

Only problem is, pretty much all of my mates didn’t think England would make the final, and so are away next weekend!

Hope you all saw this - a message from Kenny Rogers to the England team. More info here.

wtf

wtf???!!

Was not expecting that!

BTW - the iPhone knows “WTF”. It uppercases it for you.

Update: wasn’t expecting this either!

Roll on 3am next Sunday!

England v Scotland final anyone? Yeah, I know.

pole vaulting

Turns out that I might watch a bit of the Olympics ….

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As Jimmy Two Times puts it: “bom chicka wow wow”

one hell of a mum joke

It must have been!

Can anyone lip read?

Looks like I was right:

Sources in France say it is believed Materazzi insulted Zidane’s mother.

food world cup

Make a World Cup player’s name into a food or drink.

So far we have:

Michael Onion
Freddie Lunchburger
Paulo Porkchop
Dwight Pork
Paul Robinson’s Barley Water
Gabriel Heinze Baked Beans
Philip Lamb Shanks (German left back)
Pavlova Nedved
Giovanni Van Bratwurst
Kelvin Flap Jack (reserve keeper for Trinidad)
Lilian Thur-ham and cheese toastie
Henrik Larsagne
Raul Gonzalez ‘Vino’ Blanco
Jose ‘San’ Miguel Michel
Luis Del Sol
McDonaldinhio
Michael Bollock
Theo Walnut

Retro:

Pitta Breadsley
Maradona Kebab
Carlos Valbanana
Rudi Voller-vant
Paul Mince
Peter Stilton
Melon Shearer
Jele
David cheese platter
Les Ferdiham
Ruud Fillet
Michelle Martini





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