Didn’t get any.
The public sale was today. The rules were:
- 5,000 tickets have been allocated for the public ticket sale on Saturday, December 8, 2007 at the Hong Kong Stadium
- Ticket Sales will begin from inside the Hong Kong Stadium at 11:00am, no event tickets will be sold before 11:00am
- The Stadium Gates will be opened to admit members of the queue from 10:30am
- Upon entering the Stadium, each member of the queue will be given a special queue number place card and seated by Stadium stewards based on their order in the queue
- Each person in the queue can purchase a maximum of two (2) event tickets in any combination of Adult & Children’s tickets
Apparently some people queued all night. Some of my mates arrived at 6.00am. My proxies arrived at 6.40am. The cutoff was between 6.20-6.40am! Gutted. Cost me $1000, and $500 for another mate to pay the proxies.
According to Gunther it was another total Charlie Foxtrot. No toilets, no food, no entertainment, except the smell of piss, ‘banter’ with the security guards and the dude that brought his unicycle.
So I’m on the lookout for eight tickets.
FFS, put the sale on the web, make sure you have to enter a valid HK ID number and use a HK credit card. Simple. Yeah, the website will get nailed when it first opens, but other ticket sale websites around the world manage.
Asia’s World City.
Published on 28/8/2007
in rant.
Coming soon to this site, especially for this museum-grade cock-shiner, a sound recording of my car’s engine.
[Just kidding, I just wanted to use museum-grade and cock-shiner in the same sentence]
I love HK airport. Love it. Especially on the way back into HK. Me and some mates have a running competition - how long from gate to sofa (at home)? Current best is 36 mins.
Anyway, we just got sent this at work:
The Hong Kong International Airport (HKIA) will implement new measures for screening liquids, gels and aerosols starting from 21 March 2007, to comply with the new guidelines of the International Civil Aviation Organisation.
The new security measures for cabin baggage at HKIA include:
1. All liquids, gels, aerosols in cabin baggage have to be carried in containers with a capacity not greater than 100 ml. Liquids, gels, aerosols carried in containers larger than 100 ml will not be accepted, even if the container is only part-filled.
2. Containers have to be placed in a transparent re-sealable plastic bag of a maximum capacity not exceeding one liter. The containers must fit comfortably within the transparent plastic bag, which should be completely closed.
3. The plastic bag has to be presented separately from other cabin baggage for visual examination at the screening point. Only one transparent plastic bag per passenger is permitted.
4. Exemptions will be made for medications, baby milk / food and special dietary requirements subject to verification.
5. For details, please refer the website at Civil Aviation Department : New Security Measures for Cabin Baggage at HKIA
So you need to take super small deodorant, shaving foam etc if you are going for a weekend away.
Ridiculous. Total waste of time. The only way to make the cabin totally safe is to travel with no bags and totally nude. It’s common sense.
There are some barbarians on my floor at work. Also Gunther’s floor. In the toilet.
Well. Someone has had enough. New signs on the back of the doors:
Me: Amazing. I can’t believe it’s necessary. But it is.
Gunther: I know, like someone will read it and go “oh, right, didnt realise”
Don’t get me started on middle-trappers. (Three empty cubicles, some ass-hat chooses the middle cubicle). Sweet. Chocolate. Christ.
Published on 22/12/2006
in rant.
‘Twas the Friday before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the carpunt who just put a 5-7pm meeting in my calendar.
And he’s French.
I’ve spoken about the search for the G before. I just don’t get it. Why do local girls wear big pants? Today, on the way to work, I spied a stunning woman in a white suit running her fingers through her wet hair, as I got closer, there it was, the big panty line. Why?! You’ve spent a fortune on your suit and shoes. You’ve spent ages on your makeup, OK, not so long on the hair, but why ruin the whole thing with a huge panty line? Wear The G. Or nothing. Is it for comfort? Surely no panties is more comfortable? Gotta say I like freeballing.
The other week I was at a party and a local colleague was managing to show us her big panty line ….. through her frickin jeans!
I asked one girl and she said it’s because nice small panties are so hard to find. Well I found some in M&S and I wasn’t even looking for them:
So, there you go ladies, get yourselves to M&S.
I always make it a point to find out what sort of panties a new girl wears. For example, the Friday before last I met a nice girl with amazing hair and legs. Reeeeeaaaally can’t remember the face, but anyway, legs were awesome. Just awesome. We exchanged numbers and then exchanged calls during the week. On Saturday she asked if I’d like to meet her, being a predictable pervert, I asked what she’d be wearing:
“A skirt, I always wear a skirt.”
“To show off your awesome legs?”
“Yes. Hehe”
“Excellent. What panties will you wear?”
“No panties. Is that good tea?”
Yeah baby, I know my tea, and that’s good tea.
Published on 21/2/2006
in rant.
10.40pm and the someone upstairs is practicing the piano. I’m supposed to be trying to sleep, I have to be up in 7 hours.
“Poor me!” I thought for a moment having such inconsiderate neighbours, but then I thought, what if it’s a youngster? “Poor kid.” Kids should be in bed by now, not forced to learn an instrument at this time of night.
I’m going to have to have a word with the security guards.
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