
Handy: heels for the beach!

Handy: heels for the beach!
Popped up to Shanghai last week. Quite liked it. Glad, as I will be up there a lot more most likely. So, here are a few pics.
Some dude up a pole:

Another dude, filming in the middle of traffic:

New and old?

View from the office:

Ah, romance:

Call me Uncle Bobby Bali baby, Uncle Bobby Bali - 23 of us heading to Bali on Thursday. Someone’s 30th birthday. All the lads are going, plus a few ladies.
So.
To be honest I think you’re mad to let me and Finchy on the bleedin’ telly. We’re like Morecambe and Wise when we’re together. No, not Morecambe and Wise, because there’s no straight man, there’s no dead wood. I’m more sort of character based, and he’s more of a gag man. I do gags as well. But we’re good together, by now. We sort of read each other’s minds - we’ll be doing a bit of schtick and we’ll just start cracking up, and people watching will go ‘Why’s that funny?’ and we tell them why and they go ‘Oh yeah, yeah, you are the best.’ It’s their opinion.
— from Series 1, Episode 3
A neat little game: Bloxorz.
Soooooooo, the van we hired broke down, and we didn’t make it to Tagaytay. After waiting for two hours for the guy’s friend to arrive, I could no longer be bothered. Instead, we went shopping. Well, wandering around malls and supermarkets.
They love a bit of Spam:
Not what’s in this, I think it’s just some sort of mushroom shit:
Yes yes, I know.
To get from the supermarket to the car park, you had to take the Walkalator! It was a pretty steep slope and I was thinking how it was a recipe for disaster …. However, it’s magnetised. Awesome.
Oh, I bought Doris a web cam for a bit of BBC action.
so yeah at the grammies i went ultra travolta
yeah that tuxedo mighta been a little gweedo
but with my ego ,i can stand there in a speedo
and be looked at like a fuckin hero
— Kanye West - The Glory
Hopefully heading to Taal Lake tomorrow, if Private Dancer Doris has sorted it all out properly.

From the wiki:
Vulcan point, which lies within Crater Lake, is the world’s largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island.
Got to see that.
So, I’ve got my new camerae in my new camerae bag … ehhhh heeee. Kiss my bad self, cha’mone!
Umm, staying at Private Dancer Doris’s house. Last time I met her sister and brother, this time, erm, her two kids. Call me Tito Shaky.
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Heading there on Friday
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
We’re going to play ‘golf’
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Or looking for almond eyed floozies [™ JTT]
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
I’m getting excited
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
In fact my boner’s got a boner
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s only been here a day
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s really from Wherethefuckaburi
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s definitely not a hooker
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Write that down
and they call it Poooooo Ket
Back to England. Just a quick one, back to HK on Monday.
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