Thank God I have Referrer Karma. Check it out, over 13300 blocked spam attempts in the last 3 days.

So I was supposed to be golfing today, but I just don’t feel up to it. Good, a cool 2k down the drain. Plus I got a new 1 year China visa for 1.5k. Gutted. Let the lads down and they let me know. Check this screen shot, 7 SMSs came in within moments of each other, all saying:

Chuck norris doesn’t get sick he just stays home watching tv and wanking

[c.f. Chuck facts]

BTW, my new TV is awesome, in fact, you know with most TVs, if you play all Walker Texas Ranger episodes back to back, they explode due to awesomeness. Not this one.

I am currently being inundated with new music. Due to these lists.

Loving the new Strokes - First Impressions Of Earth, new Santana - All That I Am, some David Banner - Certified, the new Darkness - One Way Ticket to Hell And Back, My Morning Jacket - Z. Took me a while, but I got around to getting Thievery Corporation - The Cosmic Game.

I reckon the Steven Tyler song on the Santana album will be massive.

Still to come, M83, M.I.A, Kate Bush, The Game, Sean Paul, Lightning Bolt and, erm, Rachel Stevens and McFly.

OK, some other stuff.

Gervais is back on the ‘radio’ - Guardian podcasts, starting on Monday.

I want one of these to launch at Stinky Nine Cock Soup Doris.

OK, that will do for the moment, I’m off back to bed.