I’ve spoken about the search for the G before. I just don’t get it. Why do local girls wear big pants? Today, on the way to work, I spied a stunning woman in a white suit running her fingers through her wet hair, as I got closer, there it was, the big panty line. Why?! You’ve spent a fortune on your suit and shoes. You’ve spent ages on your makeup, OK, not so long on the hair, but why ruin the whole thing with a huge panty line? Wear The G. Or nothing. Is it for comfort? Surely no panties is more comfortable? Gotta say I like freeballing.

The other week I was at a party and a local colleague was managing to show us her big panty line ….. through her frickin jeans!

I asked one girl and she said it’s because nice small panties are so hard to find. Well I found some in M&S and I wasn’t even looking for them:

So, there you go ladies, get yourselves to M&S.

I always make it a point to find out what sort of panties a new girl wears. For example, the Friday before last I met a nice girl with amazing hair and legs. Reeeeeaaaally can’t remember the face, but anyway, legs were awesome. Just awesome. We exchanged numbers and then exchanged calls during the week. On Saturday she asked if I’d like to meet her, being a predictable pervert, I asked what she’d be wearing:

“A skirt, I always wear a skirt.”
“To show off your awesome legs?”
“Yes. Hehe”
“Excellent. What panties will you wear?”
“No panties. Is that good tea?”

Yeah baby, I know my tea, and that’s good tea.