Private Dancer Doris’s washing machine:
A different world.
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Sooooo, do I install Leopard tomorrow? Or meet a young lady who wants to cook my socks?
Just back from Shangers again. Did 19 interviews in 3 days. So interesting.
Interviewed a girl who had worked on Top Secret government network projects. She wouldn’t tell me what. She did tell me she had worked on DNS cache poisoning and spoofing, you know, for the Great Firewall of China.
Guess who I met while I was there? Umm, Old Doris. Now that’s an old, long, embarrassing story that I don’t care to link to! Met for a quick drink, ummm, she is starting to look her age. Anyway, was nice.
What else? Oh, scalded my knob in the shower. Still hurts.
Saw a girl at the airport with a yellow passport. What country has a yellow passport?! Maybe Taiwan. Seemed a lot brighter though.
Had Hunanese food - spicy:
Saw a dead dude at the side of the road, people stood around him. I think he’d been hit by a car.
Saw a tree on a lorry:
And more from the awesome menu at the airport:
Er, what sort of restaurant is this?! (Number 4 here, if you don’t know what I am on about)
Quote of last weekend:
Eat my pie!
Alas, Private Dancer Doris was talking about a buko pie she had brought for me.
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman’s walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.
This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.
Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.
Private Dancer Doris is a 0.72 (36/26). Booowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
OK. I so want to get back into this sheeeeeet. Loads to talk about.
Sorry, been busy. And lazy.
Have just found this though, The Hong Kong Blogs Review page.
He doesn’t like to judge (doesn’t mind stealing from Martin Luther King though):
Here is the bottom line: Hong Kong is Sham-Shui-Po boy’s home where he was born and his forebears were buried and lately have been cremated. He judges his guests on this land not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their individual character, deeds, behavior, and by their words; as he’d like to be judged if he’s at their home.
but he does like to insult:
Most of these bloggers, for lack of better word, can be described as carpetbaggers of one sort or another.
His guests? WTF? Imagine saying that somewhere else!
Here’s my review of his review page:
If you are nice about HK all the time, know nice places to eat local food, know all about the politics of HK or have married a local, then your blog is good.
However, if you have ever said a bad word about HK, or taken the piss, or talked about your car, or like sex, then your blog is “sarcastic and arrogant”, the “bottom of the barrel” and you’re a “social climber” living a lifestyle that you “cannot afford back home”.
I’m not going to attempt to defend myself, instead, I’ll just point out that referring to yourself in the third person constantly is a sign of narcissism:
The terms “narcissism”, “narcissistic” and “narcissist” are often used as pejoratives, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.
Oh hello Mr. Pot!
darling (dahr-ling) (English) - A person very dear to another; one dearly loved.
dahrk-ling (Thai) - Monkey’s arse.
I double checked this with a Thai mate. Totally true.
I’m gonna be listening carefully in future!
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