I’m supposed to be working on a kick-ass recruitment presentation. Why work for me sort of thing. Can’t be arsed. So.

Ever wondered what those ladies who sit under the underpasses in CWB and the Wan Chai are doing? I have, and now I’ve found out - Villain hitting [via]

I didn’t know Alan Turing committed suicide, after being chemically castrated! From the Top 10 Scientists who Committed Suicide.

I like this part:

It has been claimed that the Apple Computer logo (an apple with a bite taken out) may be a coded tribute to Alan Turing.

Ah, booo:

Turing’s biographer, Andrew Hodges, has asserted that this is false.

Licence to Kim Jong Il is “an internet expert too”.

HBO cocksuckers! No Deadwood movies.

Sony BMG’s chief anti-piracy lawyer: “Copying” music you own is “stealing”.

New Chris Cornell CD has him covering Billie Jean. Average reviews though.

I was in a bar in Macau the other night with Private Dancer Doris, and some sort of country version of Staying Alive came on. I think it was these guys.

Balwdin Street, Dunedin, NZ. Talking of NZ, I sent my Kiwi mate a msg last night, when Fiji were 20-20 with SA in the third quarter final:

Seen the Fiji v SA game!?!!

His reply:

What sport?

Yeah, got ya mate. Sorry.

Halo 3. I can only find it with a Mandarin soundtrack. Handy.

Teen cracks AU$84 million porn filter in 30 minutes.

Best bit? Kid’s surname is Wood.

Best comedy face.

Ricky Gervais said: “All these years I assumed my global success as a comedian was down to my acute observations, expert directorial rendering and consummate skills as a performer.

“Turns out it’s because I’ve got a fat girly face.”

Send SMS from your Mac via Skype. Not free though.

Welcome to the social. Bollox. Not as bad as “Expect The Unexpected”. So I should expect a load of shops devoid of customers mostly selling shite? Almost $100 for a greeting card? Are you frickin kidding me?!

Executive colouring book.

Dirtston Pickle.

Some dude getting tasered for being in a Uni library without an ID. With vid.

UCPD officers shot a student several times with a Taser inside the Powell Library CLICC computer lab late Tuesday night before taking him into custody.

At around 11:30 p.m., CSOs asked a male student using a computer in the back of the room to leave when he was unable to produce a BruinCard during a random check. The student did not exit the building immediately.

The CSOs left, returning minutes later, and police officers arrived to escort the student out. By this time the student had begun to walk toward the door with his backpack when an officer approached him and grabbed his arm, at which point the student told the officer to let him go. A second officer then approached the student as well.

The student began to yell “get off me,” repeating himself several times.

It was at this point that the officers shot the student with a Taser for the first time, causing him to fall to the floor and cry out in pain. The student also told the officers he had a medical condition.

His name? Mostafa Tabatabainejad. Hmmmm. More here.

How to win on that Who Wants To Be a Millionaire show.