customer service phone call

With AXA:

You don’t know my number?
No
You could have found it, you had my name and my company. Look it up.
Our systems don’t have your number
Have you heard of Google?
No
Google?
No
The world’s most popular search engine? Type in XXXXXXXXXXXX, get a contact number call it and ask for me. Easy.
No
You have to be kidding me? You have never heard of Google? I have to write this down.
No
Who am I speaking to please?
You could try posting the claim
So my fax has been sat there for 6 weeks?
We don’t take fax
Then why have a fax number on the claim form?
We only take post
So what happened to my fax? You threw it away? It’s sat there? What would have happened if I hadn’t called?
We didn’t have your number
You could have looked it up
Too difficult
Have you heard of letmegooglethatforyou.com?
No
I’m just kidding. OK. Thanks. I’ll post it.