Current fave tune: Let’s Dance To Joy Division – The Wombats.
Monthly Archive for December, 2008
Another thing FMPMSPD says is ‘best of’.
We were chatting about her cooking yesterday (she was actually cooking “fisssssss”). I asked her if she was good:
I’m the best of cooks!
Can you cook Nasi Goreng? Easy!
This morning she got up to go to the loo. I joked: “Good pee?”
The best of pee.
Eh?
Mostly clear, little bit yellow. That’s the best of pee.
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay. I wasn’t expecting a serious answer. But she’s only right!
Anyway. Currently listening to The Meters – “they are considered one of the progenitors of funk”.
Fuck Me Please Mr Shaky Please Doris has a filthy mind and mouth.
When I drove her home this morning (Oh, she was wearing only a long black overcoat, bra and panties) I suggested she should give me some money for my taxi fee.
How about I show you my panties?
As she got out of the car, she didn’t give me a goodbye kiss (boo hoooooo). I jokingly complained.
Give it my arse later
Earlier yesterday, I’d asked her what she was cooking.
Cook your cock? Can I?
Don’t get the wrong impression, she’s not always like that. Just mostly.
I’m now a Hong Kong permanent resident!
It’s official: as I left Immigration Tower I lost all spacial awareness and the ability to walk in a straight line.
Jusssssssst kidding!
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