Soooooooo, the van we hired broke down, and we didn’t make it to Tagaytay. After waiting for two hours for the guy’s friend to arrive, I could no longer be bothered. Instead, we went shopping. Well, wandering around malls and supermarkets.

They love a bit of Spam:

Not what’s in this, I think it’s just some sort of mushroom shit:

Yes yes, I know.

To get from the supermarket to the car park, you had to take the Walkalator! It was a pretty steep slope and I was thinking how it was a recipe for disaster …. However, it’s magnetised. Awesome.

Oh, I bought Doris a web cam for a bit of BBC action.

so yeah at the grammies i went ultra travolta
yeah that tuxedo mighta been a little gweedo
but with my ego ,i can stand there in a speedo
and be looked at like a fuckin hero

— Kanye West - The Glory