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dahrkling

Published on 26/4/2007 in miscellaneous.

darling (dahr-ling) (English) - A person very dear to another; one dearly loved.
dahrk-ling (Thai) - Monkey’s arse.

I double checked this with a Thai mate. Totally true.

I’m gonna be listening carefully in future!

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1 Troika — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Apr 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

Me love you long time (English) - I’ll love you forever

Melubyou longtie (Thai) - I’m going to let you cum on my face so you’ll love me forever
2 Troika — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Apr 27th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

Sorry. I’m fucking bored.
3 Troika — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Apr 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

And I didn’t double check it
4 Hum Lek — Canada (definitely maybe)
Apr 28th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

“ling” is definitely monkey

“toot” is the only word I’ve heard for arse, never heard “dahrk” before (5 years living with Thai)…
5 Yobbo — Thailand (definitely maybe)
Apr 29th, 2007 at 6:33 pm

“toot” or “dud” or whatever means ArseHOLE, whereas “dahrk” refers to the entire ass, including the cheeks. This is my understanding anyway.
6 dez — Australia (definitely maybe)
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm

I’m too polite using the word ‘gon’ instead of the funnier option of ‘dtud’. But there are plenty of options available.

Type ‘arse’ while searching here: http://english-thai-dictionary.com/index.php

Mind you, there’s even an equivalent for ‘Yobbo’ in Thai: http://english-thai-dictionary.com/index.php?action=dictionary;sa=details;id=62449

I prefer the 5-letter English equivalent.
7 Combover — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
May 9th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

I suspect dahk-ling might be Lao. Certainly I’ve only ever heard it from Isaan bargirls.
8 Yobbo — Australia (definitely maybe)
Jul 11th, 2007 at 7:11 am

I think Combover might be right, can’t find dahk on the Thai-language page, must be an Isaan thing.

I was right about “dtud” though. It actually means the butthole itself, the rusty bullet hole etc. I worked this out because girls are very insistent that you can’t put your willy in their “dtud”, but you are always their “dahkling” just the same.

dahkmooooo (pigs arse) is even more offensive.

For some reason, girls think its piss funny when you call them “dahkling” (monkey’s arse) but if you say “dahkmooo” (pig’s arse) then you might as well have said that the King is a homosexual with a small penis who likes to have German sex tourists around to his house for shit eating parties.