Soooooo, I’ve finally started working with someone called Doris.

She’s a bit pushy and a bit loud. Will have to see how it goes. I am going to have to ask her to lower her voice, that’s for sure.

Later, I’ll be interviewing someone called Icarus. Ummm, a female. OK then! If she mentions wax or wings in any answer she can get right out. I’d love to do an Ari from the latest episode of Entourage. He has to fire someone who has just had LASIK surgery and is in a room testing what he can see. Ari walks in and says “See if you can read this…”, then writes “Get the fuck out” on the whiteboard.

Not quite as good as his legendary: “Clear your desk, cos you’re motherfucking fired!”

Ah, just checked, full quote is:

Let me tell you something. You don’t have to say anything, you know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, because you’re mother-fucking fired!