I cannae get this song ooota ma swede. Might have something to do with the pussy clouds post.

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

I’m your private dancer
A dancer for money
I’ll do what you want me to do
I’m your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do

Anyone seen Saving Private Brian - the Family Guy Episode? Brian and Stewie join the army and get berated by the sergeant:

What’s so funny Private..?! Private Dancer? Dancer for money? Any old music will do?

Soooooo, I’ve finally started working with someone called Doris.

She’s a bit pushy and a bit loud. Will have to see how it goes. I am going to have to ask her to lower her voice, that’s for sure.

Later, I’ll be interviewing someone called Icarus. Ummm, a female. OK then! If she mentions wax or wings in any answer she can get right out. I’d love to do an Ari from the latest episode of Entourage. He has to fire someone who has just had LASIK surgery and is in a room testing what he can see. Ari walks in and says “See if you can read this…”, then writes “Get the fuck out” on the whiteboard.

Not quite as good as his legendary: “Clear your desk, cos you’re motherfucking fired!”

Ah, just checked, full quote is:

Let me tell you something. You don’t have to say anything, you know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, because you’re mother-fucking fired!