I have to mention this as it was so bizarre.

Friday evening saw me out in East Central with a couple of mates.
Early Saturday morning saw me wandering home alone.
Later on Saturday morning I called in a friend who’s always available to get me out of a tight spot.

She came round and proceeded to, erm, cook my socks whilst listening to her iPod.

iNosh?
iJob?
iChewns?

Strange. I didn’t complain though. Any port in a storm. Also forgot to see what she was listening to. I like to think it was Kool and the Gang - Get Down On It.