There are some barbarians on my floor at work. Also Gunther’s floor. In the toilet.
Well. Someone has had enough. New signs on the back of the doors:
Me: Amazing. I can’t believe it’s necessary. But it is.
Gunther: I know, like someone will read it and go “oh, right, didnt realise”
Don’t get me started on middle-trappers. (Three empty cubicles, some ass-hat chooses the middle cubicle). Sweet. Chocolate. Christ.
That’s nothing! You mean you’ve never seen footprints on the seats
In Korea you can see in some places – usually where foreigners might be present in significant numbers – stickers that say in Korean “We’re a civilised nation. Don’t forget to flush!”. The latest trend being, for urinals, “A half-step closer!” and “Beautiful people leave places they visited beautiful”…
And of course in this era of no-smoking buildings, smokers lock themselves in cubicles to read the paper, smoke half a pack, and possibly also, constipation being the #1 disease there, attempt to do what toilets *are* for…
Well the flushing thing is important, that’s why it’s underlined but the wiping part should be boldfaced, because that’s almost as important!!
One can flush when you arrive but cleaning someone else’s mess….ewwww!
In my office building, I want to put a sign up that says. “I understand that your dick is so short that you have trouble getting all of your piss in the urinal, but really, would you want to stand in someone else’s piss?”
Of course, I would put it on the wall of the bathroom on the floor beneath mine first. That way I can test to see if the fools take offense to it and piss all over the walls.