Archive for November, 2006

a few things

Best comedy face.

Ricky Gervais said: “All these years I assumed my global success as a comedian was down to my acute observations, expert directorial rendering and consummate skills as a performer.

“Turns out it’s because I’ve got a fat girly face.”

Send SMS from your Mac via Skype. Not free though.

Welcome to the social
. Bollox. Not as bad as “Expect The Unexpected”. So I should expect a load of shops devoid of customers mostly selling shite? Almost $100 for a greeting card? Are you frickin kidding me?!

Executive colouring book.

Dirtston Pickle.

Some dude getting tasered for being in a Uni library without an ID. With vid.

UCPD officers shot a student several times with a Taser inside the Powell Library CLICC computer lab late Tuesday night before taking him into custody.

At around 11:30 p.m., CSOs asked a male student using a computer in the back of the room to leave when he was unable to produce a BruinCard during a random check. The student did not exit the building immediately.

The CSOs left, returning minutes later, and police officers arrived to escort the student out. By this time the student had begun to walk toward the door with his backpack when an officer approached him and grabbed his arm, at which point the student told the officer to let him go. A second officer then approached the student as well.

The student began to yell “get off me,” repeating himself several times.

It was at this point that the officers shot the student with a Taser for the first time, causing him to fall to the floor and cry out in pain. The student also told the officers he had a medical condition.

His name? Mostafa Tabatabainejad. Hmmmm. More here.

How to win on that Who Wants To Be a Millionaire show.

ipods on a plane

Airlines to connect iPods to in-flight movie rigs:

They’ll not only be able to keep their music players powered up, but play iPod-stored video content on seat-back screens.

PS3 first impressions

Not from me. A mate (let’s call him Barnetus Comedius or Tonsorius Farsicus) bought a Playstation 3 for about HK$7000.

His feedback:

Right, here’s the initial impressions of the PS3…

It’s pretty easy to setup with some neat touches, i.e. when you start for the first time it shows you the PS1 starting logo. The first choice you have is the system language so everything is very easy.

The menu structure is just like the PSP so fairly easy to use. You can stick in a USB keyboard and mouse and it just works, so much better than faffing around with a controller to enter a wep key or any user details! Built in wireless networking is great, just config it up, dead easy. I had to download the firmware upgrade which took about half an hour before I could connect to anything though.

Luckily I’d read on the internets that you have to start up the first time with the composite cables, then go to display settings and choose HDMI. Otherwise it doesn’t output through HDMI. Oh, the sound is separate, so you can either have the sound coming from the HDMI cable or from an optical output or from the normal red/white composite crap.

Once I got Shaky’s monster cable hooked up - which fits fine in both the PS3 and my TV - it autodetects the best resolution supported by your screen. Mine came out as 720p and looked fine. Which is really weird as the XBox360 would only work at 1080i, at 720p the screen was blank. I can’t imagine component vs HDMI would make that much difference? If it does then that’s a bit annoying from MS - making me think my tv was crap all this time :-)

I can’t setup a Playstation Network account yet unfortunately… The only country/language combination you can choose is Japan/Japanese so there’s not much point as I couldn’t read anything :-(

I tried a blu-ray disk first, the original Terminator. I think the resolution was too high! The opening scenes in 2029 with the machines crushing skulls and stuff was just too obviously a model. I tried House of Flying Daggers next, that looks amazing. The only problem I have is the sound. Blu-Ray outputs uncompresed PCM. I need to do some internet research on that as my amp has no clue what it is. Admitedly the amp is about 7 years old and it still outputs the sound but just as Dolby Pro Logic…

I’d heard 188 Wanchai Road was selling the games so had a jaunt down there after work. They have all 4 or 5 current games but they look to be totally in Japanese. The boxes have ‘For Sale in Japan’ only written on them, all the instructions are in Japanese, and the shop dudes were sure they were all in Japanese, etc. I figured of the ones available Ridge Racer would be the easiest to play in a different language. How hard can it be to figure out how to drive a car? It turns out that it’s all in English. I have no idea how/why… I guess blu-ray offers such high capacities that they can include multi-language support which will base the game on the settings of the console - if they do then that’s a great idea as they only need one version of the game for a worldwide audience. So, really happy with that but gutted I didn’t get Resistance: Fall of Man if that’s English as well!

Ridge Racer has better graphics than Project Gotham Racing 3. Fact. The only problem is that you’re racing through made up places, not central London and all. It’s no Gran Turismo but it looks good and plays pretty well. No twisty sixaxis controller action though. Generally happy with. It’s pretty good as a launch title, shows of some graphics capabilities, never seems to slow down but it is a bit easy.

There’s lots of stuff on the internets from people - who’ve never played the console - figuring that, hmm, if you get 50Gb on a bluray disk and the max transfer speed is x, then it will take 20 minutes to install a game. Eh? I didn’t notice any performance problems with loading a game. You don’t have to install anything (although that is an option in the menu for RidgeRacer) and it plays just fine off the bluray disk. Between tracks it loads in the next one but it takes maybe 4 or 5 seconds max.

At first you have the controller wired up to the console to charge but the cable is comedy short. It’s like 3-4 feet so it’s really tough to play while it’s plugged in.

What else… In the box you get a network cable, composite cables and power supply. No remote control! That’s stupid.

Er, 4 USB sockets on the front - wack in a keyboard, mouse, charging a controller, etc. Oh, slots to take compact flash cards, etc but haven’t tried those.

Oh, it’s almost completely silent. It’s really amazing how quiet it is. So you can watch movies without the console grinding away in the background. My Xbox360 sounds like a generator in the background when you hit a quiet point in games, you can barely tell if the PS3 is on or not.

I didn’t get a chance to try connecting to my PSP yet. They are going to allow you to do things like download PS1 games onto the PS3 and send them to the PSP to play through an emulator. Not sure why but it’s pretty cool…

Apparently it plays SACD’s as well, so will probably pick up one today to check out - along with Resistance: Fall of Man if it’s in English as well…

More today:

Resistance: Fall of Man. Japanese version comes entirely in English if you have the system language set that way. Graphically it’s not as good as GOW on the 360. It actually reminds me a bit of COD2 on the 360. One things that does stand out is the speed. The frame rate never drops and it’s incredibly smooth - GOW for me would often slow right down when a lot was going on. The weapons are pretty cool though, much more imaginative than GOW or COD. I’ve only just started playing but the 2nd gun you find is like the one from the Fifth Element - the one that Gary Oldman was selling to the aliens. You shoot a tag at someone and if you hit them you can aim the gun anywhere and the bullets find their way to the target. Did I mention how incredibly smooth it plays? That’s something that really stands out…

It’s nails though. Unlike COD or GOW you actually have a health meter. When that reaches zero your’re dead. Think about how many times you get shot in the other games and take cover until you recover - you can’t do that here. I haven’t been able to find any health packs or anything like that so there must be some way of recovering health but the instructions are all in Japanese so I find myself dying an awful lot!

SACD - the console recognises the disk no problem but when I hit play (circle button) I get a message saying it can’t play through the current audio connection (optical). Huh? Surely I don’t need to use composite because that would be crap and my amp doesn’t have HDMI inputs. That sucks. I wonder if this is some stupid copy protection rubbish - I bought the sacd but I can’t play it on my own hardware. Or it could be because my amp is waay too old. The Japanese manual no doubt holds the secret…

The memory card slots work as expected but I don’t know when I’ll ever use them. You stick in a CF card, little Sony thing MemoryStick Pro or whatever. You can’t view raw pictures though, so I couldn’t see any of my photos. Video that I’d encoded for the PSP showed up fine from the MemoryStick but video you’ve encoded for the PSP looks awful on a 720p diplay.

Tried connecting to the PSP but need firmware 3.0 on the PSP which isn’t out yet.

For information on region encoding, language support in games, etc, check out play-asia.com

oooooof

Do I? Don’t I?

The Bond Ultimate Collection. Saw it in HMV for $3.5k.

Scrutinizing 42 miles of film. Digitally removing 37 million pieces of dirt, and 74,000 ‘hairs in the gate’. It’s not a job that would suit everyone. But John Lowry, former NASA film restorer and founder of Lowry Digital Images, was in his element restoring the James Bond films for the Ultimate DVD Collection, a two and a half year process requiring 600 Apple computers with a combined storage capacity of 700 terabytes (700 million megabytes). “This is true frame-by-frame digital restoration,” says Lowry. “And when you have 42 miles of film, there’s a lot of film to clean up.”

DVDs commonly have a resolution of 720 pixels across and 576 high, making a total of 414,720 pixels. Lowry scanned the films at a resolution of 4000 pixels across by 3000 pixels high, for a total of 1.2 million pixels - almost three times the resolution of a normal DVD, “so there’s a lot more information, which means that from these new scans you can make fabulous images.” Each frame, Lowry adds, is 45 megabytes - so don’t expect to fit much of a movie on a top-of-the-range iPod.

I think that should read 12 million pixels.

It does come in a case.

Hmmmm, thing is, If they have it at 4k x 3k, then surely they will release an HD-DVD or Blu-Ray version soon?

Update: actually only $2649 in HMV. Sooooo .. I got it. 41 hours of Bond.

scorched colon

OMFG! Backside firework prank backfires:

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night. Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: “We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

“He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there’s huge damage to that particular area.”

brilliant book

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This is the scoop, nicked from here:

How many other books will help you thrash someone at conkers, race your own go-cart, and identify the best quotations from Shakespeare? The Dangerous Book for Boys gives you facts and figures at your fingertips – swot up on the solar system, learn about famous battles and read inspiring stories of incredible courage and bravery. Teach your old dog new tricks. Make a pinhole camera. Understand the laws of cricket. There’s a whole world out there: with this book, anyone can get out and explore it. The Dangerous Book for Boys is written with the verve and passion that readers of Conn Iggulden’s number one bestselling novels have come to expect. This book, his first non-fiction work, has been written with his brother as a celebration of the long summers of their youth and as a compendium of information so vital to men of all ages. Lavishly designed and fully illustrated in colour and black and white throughout, it’s set to be a perfect gift for Father’s Day and beyond. Chapters in The Dangerous Book for Boys include: The Seven Ancient Wonders of the World, Conkers, Laws of Football, Dinosaurs, Fishing, Juggling, Timers and Tripwires, Kings and Queens, Famous Battles, Spies, Making Crystals, Insects and Spiders, Astronomy, Girls, The Golden Age of Piracy, Secret Inks, Patron Saints of Britain, Skimming Stones, Dog Tricks, Making a Periscope, Coin Tricks, Marbles, Artillery, The Origin of Words and The Solar System.

More about the book here and here.

What every boy should have to hand:

# Swiss Army knife - removes splinters
# Compass - your trusty guide
# Handkerchief - doubles as a sling
# Magnifying glass - look at small things, start a campfire
# A marble - big one, for luck
# Needle and thread - to sew up wounds, mend torn shirt
# Pencil and paper - note down criminals’ car numbers
# Torch - read secret plans by night
# Fish-hook and thread - add stick and worm and you won’t starve
# Box of matches - dip the tips in wax (it waterproofs them)

The bowline knot:

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the view

Some photos taken off the balconage yesterday evening:

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See Shandy - the bridge!





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