Archive for September, 2006

porcelain tour

OK, I’m off for a bit. Going to Seoul to see the Snoop. The Porcelain Tour. Prepare to yoggi some yo! Or is it yugi-oh? Anyway.

BTW, I’ve been in HK five years tomorrow.

Then the girl in the cafe taps me on the shoulder
I realise five years went by I’m older
Memories smoulder winters colder
But that same piano loops over and over and over

rent

Sooooooo, my landlord wants to put up my rent by 75%!!

Think I’ll be moving!

what not to do at work

Listen to your ‘Getting Ready’ [to go out for the night] playlist.

I am pumped up! Almost burst out into a ‘Mama just killed a man’.

caprica

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Brilliant - a spin-off from Battlestar Galactica called Caprica:

Caprica is an upcoming television series described as “television’s first science fiction family saga,” based on the fictional universe of Battlestar Galactica and set on the fictional planet Caprica, around fifty years before the events depicted in the 2004 series. It will tell the story of the Twelve Colonies at peace and living in a society not unlike our own. But high-technology and a startling breakthrough in robotics brings to life the age-old dream of marrying artificial intelligence with mechanical bodies to create the first living robots–the Cylons. They are researched and built, ultimately leading to the Cylon War. The series will revolve around two families, the Adamas (the family of William Adama, who will one day become the Commander of the Battlestar Galactica) and the Graystones. Caprica weaves corporate intrigue, techno-action and sexual politics into this science fiction family saga.

[Okaaaaay, so this news is five months old…..]

current tunes

Idlewild is really growing on me. Especially Idlewild Blue, The Train and Call The Law.

Can’t stop listening to Fool To Cry by The Rolling Stones:

Guitarist Richards famously fell asleep while playing this song on stage in Germany.

Also checking out the new Audioslave and er, Elton John too.

good tea

I’ve spoken about the search for the G before. I just don’t get it. Why do local girls wear big pants? Today, on the way to work, I spied a stunning woman in a white suit running her fingers through her wet hair, as I got closer, there it was, the big panty line. Why?! You’ve spent a fortune on your suit and shoes. You’ve spent ages on your makeup, OK, not so long on the hair, but why ruin the whole thing with a huge panty line? Wear The G. Or nothing. Is it for comfort? Surely no panties is more comfortable? Gotta say I like freeballing.

The other week I was at a party and a local colleague was managing to show us her big panty line ….. through her frickin jeans!

I asked one girl and she said it’s because nice small panties are so hard to find. Well I found some in M&S and I wasn’t even looking for them:

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So, there you go ladies, get yourselves to M&S.

I always make it a point to find out what sort of panties a new girl wears. For example, the Friday before last I met a nice girl with amazing hair and legs. Reeeeeaaaally can’t remember the face, but anyway, legs were awesome. Just awesome. We exchanged numbers and then exchanged calls during the week. On Saturday she asked if I’d like to meet her, being a predictable pervert, I asked what she’d be wearing:

“A skirt, I always wear a skirt.”
“To show off your awesome legs?”
“Yes. Hehe”
“Excellent. What panties will you wear?”
“No panties. Is that good tea?”

Yeah baby, I know my tea, and that’s good tea.

crikey - it was al qaeda

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not Stingray

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