Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Heading there on Friday
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
We’re going to play ‘golf’
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Or looking for almond eyed floozies [™ JTT]
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
I’m getting excited
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
In fact my boner’s got a boner
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s only been here a day
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s really from Wherethefuckaburi
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s definitely not a hooker
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Write that down
and they call it Poooooo Ket