I was chatting with Local Slutty Footy Doris the other night. She was telling me what, erm, Al Capone (pone, porn - see what I did there?) she liked:
10:27:24 PM shaky : how about schoolgirls?
10:28:09 PM footybird: yes, i love that too
10:28:31 PM shaky : oooh
10:28:39 PM shaky : so would you dress up like a schoolgirl for me?
10:28:48 PM footybird: lol.. u want that?
10:28:52 PM shaky : why not?
10:29:10 PM footybird: :”> yes
10:29:14 PM footybird: when u have time for me
10:29:23 PM shaky : still have your school uniform?
10:30:55 PM footybird: i got my sister one
10:31:03 PM shaky : awesome
10:31:09 PM shaky : can you borrow it?
10:31:15 PM footybird: of course..
Dear Diary: Jackpot.
Jackpot…you got laid or just managed to get the girl’s uni eh?
Can’t.. stand… up..
Need to remain at my desk for s while.
You boys have all the fun. The idea of shagging a grown man recently prancing about in his old school uniform makes me feel quite ill.
No Shaky, jackpot is if she brings her sister, too.