Archive for August, 2006

firefly

I cannot believe it has taken me so long to get around to watching Firefly. It’s just awesome. Review here.

Will have to re-watch Serenity now.

[been ill in bed for 3 days, so finally got around to watching it]

brent and microsoft

Ricky Gervais: Office Values Pt. 1

Ricky Gervais: Office Values Pt. 2

the pook song

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Heading there on Friday
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
We’re going to play ‘golf’
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Or looking for almond eyed floozies [™ JTT]
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
I’m getting excited
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
In fact my boner’s got a boner
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s only been here a day
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s really from Wherethefuckaburi
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
She’s definitely not a hooker
and they call it Poooooo Ket

Pooooo Ket, Pooooo Ket
Write that down
and they call it Poooooo Ket

peter the pensioner

This fellah is brilliant. It’s like sitting down with your grandad and listening to stories.

More info here - British pensioner becomes YouTube star:

YouTube, the popular online video site, has an unexpected star–a septuagenarian British widower–whose soft-spoken, humble manner has won the hearts of users of the youth-dominated Web site.

Peter posted his first video on YouTube about a week ago, under the user name geriatric1927, which refers to the year of his birth. He called it “first try.”

In the clip, which starts with “geriatric gripes and grumbles” and some blues music, Peter tells how he became addicted to YouTube.

“It’s a fascinating place to go to see all the wonderful videos that you young people have produced so I thought I would have a go at doing one myself,” he says, sitting against a backdrop of floral wallpaper and family photographs.

“What I hope I will be able to do is to just to bitch and grumble about life in general from the perspective of an old person who has been there and done that and hopefully you will respond in some way by your comments.”

bingo

I was chatting with Local Slutty Footy Doris the other night. She was telling me what, erm, Al Capone (pone, porn - see what I did there?) she liked:

10:27:24 PM shaky : how about schoolgirls?
10:28:09 PM footybird: yes, i love that too
10:28:31 PM shaky : oooh
10:28:39 PM shaky : so would you dress up like a schoolgirl for me?
10:28:48 PM footybird: lol.. u want that?
10:28:52 PM shaky : why not?
10:29:10 PM footybird: :”> yes
10:29:14 PM footybird: when u have time for me
10:29:23 PM shaky : still have your school uniform?
10:30:55 PM footybird: i got my sister one
10:31:03 PM shaky : awesome
10:31:09 PM shaky : can you borrow it?
10:31:15 PM footybird: of course..

Dear Diary: Jackpot.

tunes

Mainly listening to Junior Boys at the moment. Awesome.

Also, from Spike, Guillemots.

Oh yeah, I want one of these (practical) and one of these please. See inside.

a bit of the convo from last night

Her: You never told me if you have been unfaithful to a girlfriend …
Me: What constitutes being unfaithful?
Her: Sleeping with someone else.
Me: So a blow job is OK?





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