Make a World Cup player’s name into a food or drink.
So far we have:
Michael Onion
Freddie Lunchburger
Paulo Porkchop
Dwight Pork
Paul Robinson’s Barley Water
Gabriel Heinze Baked Beans
Philip Lamb Shanks (German left back)
Pavlova Nedved
Giovanni Van Bratwurst
Kelvin Flap Jack (reserve keeper for Trinidad)
Lilian Thur-ham and cheese toastie
Henrik Larsagne
Raul Gonzalez ‘Vino’ Blanco
Jose ‘San’ Miguel Michel
Luis Del Sol
McDonaldinhio
Michael Bollock
Theo Walnut
Retro:
Pitta Breadsley
Maradona Kebab
Carlos Valbanana
Rudi Voller-vant
Paul Mince
Peter Stilton
Melon Shearer
Jele
David cheese platter
Les Ferdiham
Ruud Fillet
Michelle Martini
Lest we forget Italia 90, when a penalty was missed by Crispy Waffle
Aaron Lemon?
John Terry-aki
Frank Lamb-ard
David Beck-ham-sandwich
Joe Coleslaw
Also, Peter (Nestle-)Crunch
Retro:
Michael and Brian Loud-soup