Archive for June, 2006

where’s shaky?

Hack wants to know.

Well, busy.

Busy working - new role at work, so lots to do and learn.
Busy listening - Thom Yorke, Dashboard Confessional.
Busy watching - Sopranos, Deadwood, Entourage. Oh and football.
Busy playing - Oblivion.
Busy visiting the USS Ronald Reagan with, erm, FEASTAD. And Gunther and The Snoop. Good times! Thanks Mike!
Busy buying a new camera.
Busy buying a new phone. This one, then this one.

Not really been out too much lately, but I have for the football - all the England games and a couple of Aussie games with the lads, plus a couple of times with Jimmy Two Times who was back in HK this weekend.

Still with the same Doris, but it’s wearing thin. She knows it. I know it. Not sure how much longer it will last. Especially after the last week of football and Jimmy Two Times. Met a nice local girl that loves football. The fact that she came round to my place, to watch football, in a short skirt and skimpy top is just a bonus!

After the Trinidad & Tobago game, I, er, found myself in Wan Chai at 5am. What to do? Simple, get someone to pose for a photo idea I had called “Fanny And A Fag“. Not Safe For Work or the judgmental.

Briefly met a wild looking Indonesian girl. I’m told she’s called Rida, or something like that. Camo pants, facial piercings. Will have to go back to look for her again. Also another Indonesian girl called Ussy. She looked lovely and innocent. Maybe not:

Me: Hi, I’m Shaky, what’s your name?
Her: Ussy.
Me: Ussy?
Her: U…S…S…Y. Pussy without the P.
Me: Riiiiiiiight.

Later, she was leaning over towards me with her leg in the air:

Me: Careful, people will see your panties.
Her: That’s what I want.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay then. Didn’t even get her number. Rusty.

On Friday, out with Jimmy Two Times, there was another Indonesian girl. Utterly lovely. Just dancing the whole time and buying her own drinks with her friend who was also v. lovely. Later, we saw them again. One of them was so pissed she could hardly stand, the other, dancing on her own with me watching. Doing nothing. My mind was telling me to carpe fucking diem, but something else was saying no. Eventually I did try to talk to her, but she just blew me off with a smile and a Thai style ‘wai‘. Rusty. Maybe not, her boyfriend arrived a few minutes later. Gutted.

Anyway, I think I got the taste again. Hope to have some new tales soon.

In the meantime, come on England. Please.

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food world cup 2

From the weekend we had:

Sole Campbell
Kellogg’s Rice Crespo’s
Patrick Muller Fruit Corner
Man-quiche

Retro:

Nicky Halibut
Chris Waffle
David Butty
Franco Berasi-ing Steak
Roberto Onion Baggio

food world cup

Make a World Cup player’s name into a food or drink.

So far we have:

Michael Onion
Freddie Lunchburger
Paulo Porkchop
Dwight Pork
Paul Robinson’s Barley Water
Gabriel Heinze Baked Beans
Philip Lamb Shanks (German left back)
Pavlova Nedved
Giovanni Van Bratwurst
Kelvin Flap Jack (reserve keeper for Trinidad)
Lilian Thur-ham and cheese toastie
Henrik Larsagne
Raul Gonzalez ‘Vino’ Blanco
Jose ‘San’ Miguel Michel
Luis Del Sol
McDonaldinhio
Michael Bollock
Theo Walnut

Retro:

Pitta Breadsley
Maradona Kebab
Carlos Valbanana
Rudi Voller-vant
Paul Mince
Peter Stilton
Melon Shearer
Jele
David cheese platter
Les Ferdiham
Ruud Fillet
Michelle Martini

cannot believe it

Today:

  • the Snoop is back in town, wheels-down at 2pm.
  • bit of a deadline thing at work.
  • opener of the WC. Come on Los Ticos!

Saturday:

However, I am coming down with a cold, or something. Feeling ‘fluey’.

I am gutted.

Gunther says:

no need to go to the docs just yet. He’ll just tell you that you’ll be fine after 6 [pints]

Hey, Cold, I got something to say - FYYFF.

Hmmm, this calls for some Kleptones. Layback and hit the playback.

just two things

Photos actually.

First, my new mug.

Second, a horror outfit seen on the way to work this morning.

hydra

The Pirate Bay is down.

Hydra? Morphallaxis. You know what I mean.





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