Comedy World Cup song - Hansen’s Eyebrows.

1st. VERSE
Sir Ramsey was the kid.
Sir Bobby nearly did.
We`ve had the Turnip,
now we`ge got the Swede.
Well we all got different Teams.
Football hopes and Dreams
But there`s one thing we`re all agreed…

CHORUS
Hansen`s Eyebrows they go Up and Down
They go Uuup, they go Doown…
Hansen`s Eyebrows they go Up and Down
They go Uuup, they go Down Down Down

RAP 1
We’re the Baggies and the Devils
We’re the Gunners and the Hammers
We’ll be filling up your stadiums
With all our English banners
We’re the Addicks and the Citizens
The Cottagers and Reds
The opposition, they’ll be wishing
They’d just stayed in bed
We’re the Pompey and the Magpies
The Latics and the Spurs
With the Riversiders right beside us
You will come off worse
We’re the Toffees and the Trotters
The Villains and the Blues
We’ve been waiting forty years
So let the other buggers lose.

CHORUS

2nd. VERSE
We`ve had unlucky Years,
The tragedy the Tears
But now we`ve got to get it Right
We`ve got to keep it up
Go out and win the Cup!

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS TEAM!

RAP 2
From the Cottage and the Kop
To the Stadium of Light
From the Hawthornes to White Hart Lane
And round the Riverside
So Fratton, Upton, Ewood Park
St James’s Park and Villa Park
Let’s give the divers yellow cards
As we deliver the killer spark
No matter if you’re Stamford Bridge or JJB
Whether Goodison Park, Reebok or Highbury
From the Valley, Old Trafford or Man City
About Hansen’s eyebrows we ALL agree!

CHORUS

ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND,
ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND,
ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND,
ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND,