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V: “Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished; a vital voice once venerated, now vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation now stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violent, vicious, and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Yet verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my great honor to meet you, and you may call me V.”

E: Are you like a crazy person?

Loved it.

Lots of use of the word bollocks, and wait until you see what Natalie Portman wears in one scene!

3 Responses to “v”


  1. 1 lancerlord  your flag — Singapore (definitely maybe)

    What did Natalie Portman wear? Any pictures? :)

  2. 2 shaky  your flag — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)

    Well it’s not exactly a comfortable scene, but she’s wearing a little bo-peep outfit with pig tails.

  3. 3 Anjali  your flag — United States (definitely maybe)

    LOVED that monologue! Just to let you know that I copied it from this site and that I have a link to your website in the same entry. Hope you don’t mind.

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