From Hilton:
“I mean, it’s not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it’s amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?” - quote from Joey Tribbiani off Friends
With the HK lady, the answer is simple and clear cut. It’s not there. It doesn’t seem to matter what age, what size, big pants are the order of the day. They spend thousands each year on the latest designer cut, tight fitting trousers which show off the lovely Chinese aarrssee, but then borrow a pair of their grandma’s pants to wear underneath. Have they not heard of VPL?
He, along with a lot of other lads, is aghast at the size of underwear worn by the lovely ladies of Hong Kong. We put it to Gunther, the man most wasted in his current job:
No human quest has been so vigorously campaigned, so unforgivingly cruel, and yet so stupendously fruitless, as that most solemn search for the g. The quests for the grail and the lost ark of the covenant – both grand in design & by the legions of men with whom it enchanted & swallowed on ill-gotten desert plains – pale into insignificance when judiciously compared to that most tormenting search for the g in Hong Kong. The quest for the g is the most holy of grails, and indeed if this were to be the case, none would disagree that we few, we unhappy few, we band of brothers find ourselves in the most ‘unholy’ of lands. The mystery posed by our present location and the incredible absence of the g, helps contextualize what I believe Churchill was trying to say when he described Soviet-Russia as “a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”. We should be surrounded by an oasis of flowing waters & green pastures and yet our discoveries yield nothing but a g-less barren desert.
So, why do so many wear huge pants? Where should we be looking?
Hmmmm. I have to disagree.
I abhor the g string!
Perhaps because of the visible t-junction, and the fact that so many in England wear them who should not be wearing them. At the end of the day, unless you have a perfect pert posterior, it is unflattering.
Gimme a pair of tiny shorts any day. Yowsa! Woof! etc.
However, as you point out, the women of HK tend to have better butts all round, so perhaps your quest is valid after all.
I’ve never seen more big baggy bloomers, ever. J2X is right, HK women have (generally speaking) every right to don the g - or nothing at all - and yet a vast majority wear knickers that are not only big enough to hide their entire mid-sections, but threadbare and saggy as well.
I’d argue your chances are just plain low of finding much g, *but* the lower the hip huggers, the harder it is to hide big pants.
Because they live at home with their parents, and probably grandparents?
it all comes down to that: too many parents, and not enough fun.
they are alive and well in singapore
granny panties should be banned..
Even when I lived with my parents, gstrings,thongs, french knickers in all lacy and mesh materials are alive and kicking. Living with your parents should not be an excuse for VPL.
But I agree with Jimmy…there are just too many of them here in England that are wearing it but should really be arrested for it.
I thought I’d find you over here, HP.