Quite a large weekend.

Started off with some pre-party arrrrls in Exchange Square. A few too many really as I forgot to go to my department Christmas party. Not a big loss though. I did head up to another department’s party, where I, erm, felt FEASTAD’s arse and stomach. Gutted, she was wearing big pants. Devastated. I did, however, find out that she is now no longer attached. No spark apparently. Sooooooooooooooooooo…..

We adjourned to another bar where the numbers thinned out. In the end, it was just me and Gunther, who decided to buy Santa outfits (the Santafest outfits for Saturday, be we were a day early). Ended up in Wan Chai, where we met another couple of mates who had been at another Christmas party. Their theme was “Back To School”, so they were dressed as school boys. Two Santas and two school boys eating curry. A normal HK night out.

Home with Gunther to watch the Patrick Stewart episode of Extras. I woke at 7.30am half-sitting-half-lying on the sofa. I sat up, switched the TV off and saw a couple of Santa’s legs over by the kitchen. Yep, Gunther asleep on the floor.

Later, in my own bed, I was awoken by Gunther, who is not entirely technically adept, attempting to watch my new TV. He couldn’t get the picture, just the sound. Very loud sound. He then SMS’d me to see if I was awake. Of course I am now!

A couple of other lads came round and we headed over to the HK Stadium to buy 7s tickets. We then attempted to have a Leo in LKF, but it fell flat due to to much wanking talk and general tireness.

Home for a kip then back out dressed as Santa for Santafest in LKF. I was way too tired so was home by 1am ish. We did get Last Christmas on the jukebox though.

Some topics discussed over the weekend included:

Can you suck your own knob?
Have you ever tried?
A yacht trip on Christmas Eve, full of birds doing tequila body shots.
Do you prefer one looooong wank, or 3 or 4 separate shorte wanks?

Some pics:

Hasselhoff Santa.
A bit of a mess.
The Santa Choir.
Santa/Imperial Guard.