Saturday has a few of us still reeling.
I have a left bicep strain, aching lower back and what feels like a deep calf muscle embolus.
One of the lads finds it painful to walk and three others have shin cuts.
Another has a massive bruise on his left arm.
Gunther’s Golf Diet - eat between 2pm and midnight:
Sunday roast
1 and half feet of subway sandwich
Kebab
Full English breakfast
Sounds like you lads had fun then!
make that 4 shin related injuries. 3 right, 1 left. All about 30cm up from the base of the foot. What freak accident could cause such identical injuries in 4 athletic golfers in front of a group of people with no-one having any recollection? Answers on a postcard please.
Wait a minute. Who is fast enough to kick 4 blokes without anyone seeing him…? Chuck Norris. Booya.
” 4 athletic golfers” riiiiiiiiiiight
ahem, they might well actually be athletic, Mia. You never know!
Actually .. the guys with the shin cuts are all pretty athletic.