Feckers that call me by my surname in emails. I am not from HK so have not chosen some weird ass name for a forename (Kenathan, Komix, Steadman, Materno, Carburetor) - and don’t give me the ‘I get confused as here in HK we put the surname first’ - I sit opposite you, you twat, you know my name!
Glassed.
[My contribution to Needs To Be Glassed. Like bears, people who wear helmets while riding Segways down the Champs-Elysées, Eddie Murphy’s eyebrow and allegories]
That “people who wear helmets while riding Segways down the Champs-Elysées” would have been funnier if it were the Champs Elysées. As you can see the road is flat, and there’s an AIR FRANCE sign in the background. That’s the Invalides Air France agency on Quai d’Orsay. Oopsies…
Well it was funny before you corrected their dreadful mistake