From The Snoop:
Since there isn’t time for a weekened of golf before I leave The Rock, let’s see if we can fit in a quick nine holes. I’ve booked us a tee time at the East Central Public Golf Course. For those not familiar this is a world class course with breathtaking vistas of urban decay and a superb caddy service. Here are the details:
Tee time: Nov 19th, 1:38pm at the club house (OCH)
Rules: Full rules to follow.
Handicap: Your handicap for the day is determined by your gaudy golf appearance. The more ridiculous you look, the more generous the handicap. Gloves, flat caps, plus fours, accroutrements all recommended.
1st prize is the hallowed green jacket. Winner to be decided by a complex system of stroke total plus opinion of available caddies. Caddies decision is final.
All the lads are in!
I’m going for something like this (on the left):
Sourced the tartan and Tam o’ Shanter today. Meeting my tailor tomorrow. Where to get the Argyle socks though?
Your tailor must love you!
He does. Oh, I got an awwwwful check, not a tartan.
Argyle socks….Brooks Brother in Prince’s Building has them. Need my VIP number?
And the bow tie?
Erm … I already have one. However, may not wear it.
Cheers Chubby … will check it out tomorrow.
Bow tie … may not wear it because it might look a bit silly? *grin* No surely not!