Today I was up at 6am to go to the gym then get to work early. Spoke briefly with The Diamond Inspector who said:
“Yeah, sometimes I get up at 5.30am to go to yoga.”
Are you suuuuuuuuure it wasn’t to rollerblade to this pub?
[Jolly Sailors, Whitby, North Yorkshire]
“The Diamond Inspector ” Not heard of him before, new member of the MLCCC ?
Good lord no! You think the MLCCC has people in it that do yoga?!
He’s the ‘company guy’ I sit near. American. He’s the one that uses these phrses:
http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/08/19/otp/
http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/01/19/what-drives-me-mad/
He goes to yoga, has no social skills except to talk about work, wears all black on a Friday, and suddenly started wearing new glasses that made him look like he should be inspecting a diamond. You know, those, Jeweler’s eye loupes.
Even the jokes he attempts to make are about work. And he laughs at them first.
Oh, the same american guy who once you told us about long long time ago?
OK, ’twas a little worried that standards had slipped for a moment. Missed the post where you talked about the new glasses.
just imagine the DI in the mlccc *shudder. He’d have us doing water-aerobics and walks for mencap every sunday.
yoga can make u a sex god
In Propaganda it might ‘tinkeypoo’ but not in real life.
Say that if you like.
I’m serious. Yoga stretches all of your fine twitch muscles, builds endurance and increases the sensitivity of nerve endings. If you haven’t done yoga, then you wouldn’t know the difference I’m talking about.
I guess the best way to explain it is this:
If sex is a display and exercise of all of your bodies nerve endings, muscle fibers, twitch and relaxation responses, then an exercise that continually and strenuously trains your entire body and mind to perfect a balanced and energized form of mind-body focus would do wonders in improving that.
You can ridicule if you like. I’ve experienced it. I know what I’m talking about.
and I haven’t even explained the part the mind plays in balancing breath to synch with your partner, or partners, to a point where sex becomes a frenzied but calm kind of super drama that leaves both people so exhausted that, well, they do it all over again, strangely. Four to five times.
In a day.
Propaganda, my ass.
“yoga can make u a sex god”
So can buying a couple of ribenas and $1000 in Neptunes!
Oooonly messing.
tinkeypoo; you lost me at ’serious’.
Then that’s why you’re n ot suitable to be a sex god.
Let me crib it for you:
You exercise muscles that are sometimes explicitly used for sex.
You have some pretty damn good sex. Adn then you have it five times a day because it’s so good, adn you’re so good.
Thanks.
But I’m ace anyway.
Try yoga, then you’ll say, ”Now I’m ace.”
anyway, plenty of girls to go around. you take your one. I’ll take my seven.
Let’s hope your counting is better than your punctuation.
My puncuation is fine. My capitalization leaves much to be desired.
Leave it out you two!
I desire closure. I won. I have to go drinking tonight and I can’t afford distractions.
You’re right, you won. Go drink. I’ll continue having sex.
Oh, sorry. You won.