Mostly from Gunther.

Just seen tanker in harbour. Name: “Supa Bhum”. Registered “Bangkok”. I’d like to think it has an entirely female crew. Should think this is the time of the morning they would be hosing down the deck. And each other.

Just being visited by two high priests of the internets PCCW sect. Working their black magic now. Never ceases to amaze me. Soon there will be zeros and ones being snatched out of the air. These guys should get paid loads for this. Giving the gist of the internets to the masses. Forget doctors. Sure they save lives, but what sort of life is it without the information super highway? I tell you, there is a word for a world without it: middle ages.

[Shaky: Reminds me of that darts guy. “There’s only one word to describe that: magic darts.”]

Slogan for Philips Electronics: “See, Hear, Experience Everything.” Don’t they know it’s too late?

Duck my ass with no lube. Greenpeace boat docked near DB ferry. What whales are they saving here? All that charity money going to hippies to spend on at least 3 hookers each (Like the Janzen ratio, where you buy three shirts as you know one will be a disaster). Rainbow warrior my angry gweilo ass. Hong Kong is no place for freeloaders. British would never have allowed them to dock. The ducker should be scuttled in the harbour.

Come on son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zahn. Smootchie Bootchies.

So. Slept through 4 calls from removal men. Eventually answered when they banged on the door. He looked at me and said “How about we come give you 20 mins to wash up?” So here I am washing up while my removal guys wait outside. Feel awful. But it’s too late cause I have seen everything.

Am outside the police station. I can see the paint falling off. This would never have happened on The Queen’s watch.

Shit in my pot noodle state. Where the hell is food?

Broken arrow. Broken arrow. I repeat. Broken arrow. Team has split up. Cannot locate. [Shaky: He was stood about 3m away from me]

Where the hell are the fireworks? Nelson action directly correlates to British naval supremacy which can be traced to colonial expansion thus the founding, protection and flourishing of the Hong Kong we know today. Yet no recognition. But for Chinese Labour Day we send up enough fireworks to make it look like a bad day at the Somme. Honouring who!? Farmers and layabouts in their singlet vests pulled up over their stomachs.

Just checking my preferences and notice there is an icon button saying “show all” - don’t they realise that its too late? And I have seen everything….and have gotten away……….on-the-grass.