Brilliant! Needs to be glassed. Some photos and most of the text NSFW.

e.g. Asteroids

Fucking rocks, I could be riding a dinosaur to work if it wasn’t for you fucks.

Desk jobs.

Because I’ve always wanted to develop repetitive strain injury, worsening eyesight and permanent posture complications while letting my muscles atrophy and cardiovascular fitness plummet.

Cavemen didn’t know how lucky they were.

The French

[via Harry]