Lately, I have mostly been watching Entourage and Sin City. And cricket.

I love Entourage. Thanks Spike and Joe.

Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I’d take in the ass for an Oscar. Turtle: You’d take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

[the guys are talking about their “first time”] Turtle: Sure, Eric… you had to beg for pussy on prom night. Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle… not some $40 hooker who declined my mother’s credit card.

Eric: I have a question, could you get laid without Vince? Turtle: Do I give a fuck, that’s the answer.

Ari Gold: Let’s hug it out, bitch.

Alas, beer makes me use the last quote on unsuspecting waitresses.