French bird on telly said “we will be back, it was just a battle, not the whole war.”
Well, er, I think it is over dear, and if it was a war …..
Quote from a BBC reporter about Paris:
“This is a country that really needed a boost - their economy is in a mess, their politicians are unpopular, and quite frankly they’re very unhappy.”
Oh yes indeed Mr Chirac!!!! Thanks for coming!

You’d think the French would be able to recognise a defeat by now.