Monthly Archive for June, 2005

an indifference experience

More from the IFC:

Dear Mr. Kaiser,

Thank you for your e-mail. Indeed, we have variety choice of restaurants and it would be possible to have a comfortable meal for less than $100.00 in generally speaking. Please come and visit the ifc to explore an indifference experience.

Best regards
Lilian Wong
Customer Services Manager
INTERNATIONAL FINANCE CENTRE MANAGEMENT CO., LTD

and

Dear Mr. Snoop,

Thank you for your e-mail. We treasure your comments on rellocation of the restaturant in ifc mall. Indeed, it involves the business decision of individual restaturant for such movement to a large extended. We have been maintaining the choices of restaturant for our shoppers and it would be our concern if comments have received for the movement of certain restaturants.
You comment is important for us for improvement and we would definitely look into it .

Best regards,
Lilian Wong
Customer Services Manager
INTERNATIONAL FINANCE CENTRE MANAGEMENT CO., LTD.

new empire

Don’t know where this is from ……

Yes, the end of the Empire Strikes Back is to be rewritten to fit in with the new trilogy. The new ending is as follows:

INT: BESPIN GANTRY – MOMENTS LATER:

(A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops
off Luke’s hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke
backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down.)

Darth Vader : Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke : He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader : No, Luke… I am your father!
Luke : No! It’s not true! It’s impossible.
Darth Vader : Search your feelings… you know it to be true…
Luke : NO!
Darth Vader : Yes, it is true… and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke : Threepio?
Darth Vader : Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I was only 7 years old…
Luke : No…
Darth Vader : Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no lightsaber, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp…
Luke : I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader : When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke : Well, it’s not my fault…
Darth Vader : Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith…waahhh wahhh!”
Luke : Shut up…
Darth Vader : You’re a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke : I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!
Darth Vader : Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Classic … Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!
Darth Vader : And by your age I’d gotten my girlfriend pregnant… older woman too, and ex queen. And you?? WTF you want to bone your sister?? you’re one sicko kid!
(Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.)
Darth Vader : I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…
(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft… Darth Vader looks after him.)
Darth Vader : Get a haircut!”

bit more on the rugby

BOD tackle:
Umaga speaks out on O’Driscoll tackle.

Let it go.

Set pieces hold key – McGeechan. Reeeeaaaaly? Start here mate.

ifc rant 2

I work near the IFC mall, and that’s where I go for lunch every day. Alas, all, all my favourite places have closed down in the last few months.

I used to love Eating Plus and the local style Japanese place next to Zentro — don’t know its name, I called it El Japo-Loco. Both have closed. Also Oliver’s Super Sandwiches closed, to be replaced by a shite burger place called Tripple O or something. It is awful. I’ll let Hemlock tell you:

Early afternoon, and wild American friend Odell drags me into Triple O’s in Exchange Square for some White Spot fast food. “They serve beer,” he promises. This turns out to be so. The brew’s cold and disguises the taste of the ‘BC Burger’ – a vile concoction of beef, bacon, a vaguely cheese-type substance and gummy mayonnaise. In all fairness, I can just about put it in my mouth. It is fitter for human consumption than the muck served at McDonald’s – which isn’t saying much. It’s not actually ‘fast’ fast food. You place your order, pay, sit down and wait for well over five minutes before a smiling Filipino girl with a metal stud under her mouth brings the meal.

Previously, there was Bravo, a place that sold cheap local food. I called it El Loco-Loco. Gone.

So now you have Pret, City Super and Mix for sandwiches, or expensive sit in restaurants. I want to have a quick sit down at lunch sometimes, I don’t always want a take away sarnie, but I don’t want a $300 set meal either.

Sooooooo, I wrote to the IFC.

In relation to: One & Two ifc
Comment: Why are all the good food places closing down?

Eating Plus, Bravo, the Japanese food place next to Zentro have all closed down recently.

If I don’t want a take away or a steak/burger lunch, there are no cheap options.

Bring back Eating Plus!

The reply:

Dear Mr. Kaiser,

Thank you for your e-mail. I understand that it’s a shame to learn of some popular restaurant closed. Indeed, it’s the choice of our tenant to be stay or leave ifc and it involves their own business decisions. In order to anticipating the needs of our customers, we have been trying to maintain variety choices of restaurant in our mall. Recently, we have one Japanese
sushi bar & American bar & grill opened, it could be enhanced the choice of meals for our valued customers to a certain extended.

We looking forward to welcoming you to visit the ifc mall again.

Best regards,
Lilian Wong
Customer Services Manager
INTERNATIONAL FINANCE CENTRE MANAGEMENT CO., LTD.

Yeah, it’s their choice when you hike up the rent!

My campaign is just starting. Let them know.

It’s happening in NY too.

convo

17:44:25 Tue <Shaky> long weekend away?
17:49:37 Tue <FEASTAD> yeah. got free ticket to XXXXX free hotel too, parents paying for us. yipee!
17:50:19 Tue <Shaky> gotya
17:50:34 Tue <Shaky> doing any diving? or just romance?
17:50:43 Tue <FEASTAD> golfing on friday, and i made sister take a beginner’s course
17:50:47 Tue <FEASTAD> diving sat,
17:50:50 Tue <FEASTAD> spa on sunday
17:51:18 Tue <FEASTAD> romance!??
17:51:28 Tue <FEASTAD> eew!
17:51:31 Tue <Shaky> thought you were going with boyfriend
17:51:42 Tue <FEASTAD> no no no.
17:51:51 Tue <FEASTAD> just us sisters
17:51:58 Tue <Shaky> OK. OK. I’m gonna put this out there. Take it how you like … just listen, OK?
17:52:04 Tue <FEASTAD> ok
17:52:06 Tue <Shaky> iwannabeonyooooooandyooouuurrrrsister

gnik gnok

Gnok Gnoh, gnip gnop, gnag bnag, Gnik Gnok!

spot the mistake?

Lions team out. Quite a few changes.

However, can anyone spot the BBC’s mistake?

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