Archive for April, 2005

hcmc stag 2

Published on 26/4/2005 in miscellaneous. 2 Comments

Some more pics.


hcmc stag

Published on 25/4/2005 in miscellaneous. 15 Comments

What did you do this weekend? Not much, dressed up as Bruce Lee and went to Saigon.

mlccc rules

Published on 22/4/2005 in mlccc. 0 Comments

No. 7 — Never stop a tram during The Rhapsody.

No. 8 — If the British members are out-numbered by antipodean members in the pub, it is the duty of other British members not present, upon the receipt of an SMSS (Short Message Service Summons) to ‘leg it’ to the pub to bolster the numbers to a more gentlemanly ratio. If there are not enough British gents available, then it is the duty of the antipodean gents to reduce their number to The GR (The Gentlemanly Ratio: any number where BG/AG > 1)

The reason for rule number 8 is to avoid pub banter topics such as wombats, boxing kangaroos, drop bears and redbacks in post boxes.

in country

Published on 22/4/2005 in peregrine. 2 Comments

A few of us are leaving ‘The World’ and going ‘In-country’ on a ’seek and delight’ mission. We’ll be joining up with the rest of our platoon at the airport tonight, 31 of us in total.

Well not really, just a stag do in Ho Chi Minh City.

Back in a bit.

knob size

Published on 21/4/2005 in hong kong and rant. 4 Comments

What planet is Union Hospital Urology Centre director Chan Leung-wai on? See Simon for the details.

A team of scientists led by Union Hospital Urology Centre director Chan Leung-wai yesterday issued the results of a study tackling the stereotypical belief that Chinese men were a little lacking below the belt compared with westerners.

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They found that in a warm and comfortable environment, the average Hong Kong man’s member measured 8.46cm, with a mid-shaft circumference of 8.26cm in its “resting state”.

This compared favourably with results from studies overseas, which found German men were on average about 8.6cm in length, Israelis 8.3cm, South Koreans 8cm, Turks 7.8cm, and Filipinos 7.35cm. Italians were biggest, at 9cm, followed by Americans at 8.8cm.

Resting state?! Who gives a shit about resting state?! Doesn’t Dr. Chan know that resting size does not have a perfectly linear correlation with erect size? He must have heard of growers and showers? r does not equal 1 baby.

comedy names

Published on 21/4/2005 in miscellaneous. 0 Comments

Well they’re not comedy. Has anyone else noticed that most stand-up comedians have rubbish names?

We went to the Punchline Comedy Club last Friday. Was pretty good. Loved the compere — Alun Cochrane.

So who else was there? Tommy Tiernan and Terry Alderton. Who is on next month? Hal Cruttenden, Simon Bligh and Tom Stade.

All rubbish names!

Shit name? Bullied at school? Become funny to get out of the beatings?

celebration?

Published on 21/4/2005 in miscellaneous. 0 Comments

Today, in 1918, Baron Manfred Albrecht von Richthofen, a.k.a the Red Baron was shot down and killed by Captain Arthur “Roy” Brown (or was it?)

Any excuse.


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