Well they’re not comedy. Has anyone else noticed that most stand-up comedians have rubbish names?

We went to the Punchline Comedy Club last Friday. Was pretty good. Loved the compere — Alun Cochrane.

So who else was there? Tommy Tiernan and Terry Alderton. Who is on next month? Hal Cruttenden, Simon Bligh and Tom Stade.

All rubbish names!

Shit name? Bullied at school? Become funny to get out of the beatings?