In case you missed it. Giles spotted it.

He wants to start:
a petition to get them to make that TV series. See who does the best blessing, the best communion, who’s the most removed from reality…
We would love to hear Simon Cowell saying something like “you can’t preach, you can’t pray …” or “you give great mass … your chalice work is superb, you make it look effortless, but taking on the Niceno-Constantinopolitan Creed in Latin was a risk, gutsy, but it just didn’t pay off” or “Your Stations of The Cross was a great performance because it wasn’t annoying.”
There has to be more in this….?
Let’s set it up. Three bloggers to take the place of each judge. Others to be the contestants. Start next Monday in time for the Conclave.
Let’s just check Catholics can’t issue fatwas first.
They start Crusades instead, don’t they?
What’s Simon doing in the US (definitely maybe) ?
Up to no good, I’ll be bound.
I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m in the US. Except for Mia. If she’ll invite me over then I’ll definitely maybe tell you all about it on Monday.
IM gay
http://www.popeidol.tv
Thankyou so much chaps, splendid stuff – have you also seen http://catholicsagainstthepope.blogspot.com ?? What a scream!!!
on behalf of new-zealand i appoligise for Simons reply.
fuck that is funny you boner