Comments on: pub convo http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:34:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: John Swaine http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8352 John Swaine Tue, 29 Mar 2005 19:04:13 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8352 Multiples? I can't even take one! Some mates and I decided to play football one time and let a bunch of young'uns join in. We were all too decent to fight back but they would literally just hack our legs out from under us and then start kicking us when we were down. The only way to win would be to run around in a circle kicking them from afar as you went, once you're on the ground all they have to do is cling on and you've got about 600 lbs of mass weighing on your shoulders. That's before you consider the phenomenal force the human jaw can deliver and the fact that you have infinitely more hair for them to pull. Multiples? I can’t even take one!

Some mates and I decided to play football one time and let a bunch of young’uns join in. We were all too decent to fight back but they would literally just hack our legs out from under us and then start kicking us when we were down.

The only way to win would be to run around in a circle kicking them from afar as you went, once you’re on the ground all they have to do is cling on and you’ve got about 600 lbs of mass weighing on your shoulders. That’s before you consider the phenomenal force the human jaw can deliver and the fact that you have infinitely more hair for them to pull.

]]> By: Chubby http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8346 Chubby Tue, 29 Mar 2005 10:14:04 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8346 1 would be enough, shake...and you dont need a 5-year-old either. just one 1-month-old who screams loudly non-stop will do. god, i hate kids. 1 would be enough, shake…and you dont need a 5-year-old either. just one 1-month-old who screams loudly non-stop will do.

god, i hate kids.

]]> By: dda http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8345 dda Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:51:34 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8345 Depends... Kids from former Yugoslavia, hard as steel? Kids from Costantsa, Romania's main harbor? Hmmm, not too many, I'd say ;-) Depends… Kids from former Yugoslavia, hard as steel? Kids from Costantsa, Romania’s main harbor? Hmmm, not too many, I’d say ;-)

]]> By: LT http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8343 LT Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:04:27 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8343 These kids....before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of pop (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)? Cos if they are up on the ol' E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult. These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.

]]> By: LT http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8342 LT Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:03:58 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8342 These kids....before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of pop (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)? Cos if they are up on the ol' E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult. These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.

]]> By: LT http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8341 LT Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:03:17 +0000 http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2005/03/29/pub-convo/#comment-8341 These kids....before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of pop (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)? Cos if they are up on the ol' E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult. These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.

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