Good question to pose next time you are in the pub with mates:
The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a 5-a-side indoor pitch. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is “out.”
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of “counter-tactics” training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup (this protects your balls/fanoire)
- Barefoot
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
** This is a hypothetical question. In no way to I condone beating kids up or the like etc. etc., it’s just a poser.
[I got this from somewhere, but I can’t remember where]
These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.
These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.
These kids….before or after watching The Incredibles and drinking lots of POP (soda to the yankie imperialist running dogs) & eating of sweets (candies to the Big Satan supporter of the Zionists)?
Cos if they are up on the ol’ E numbers and they have access to baloons and stuff - I reckon three kids is enough to fell an adult.
Depends… Kids from former Yugoslavia, hard as steel? Kids from Costantsa, Romania’s main harbor? Hmmm, not too many, I’d say
1 would be enough, shake…and you dont need a 5-year-old either. just one 1-month-old who screams loudly non-stop will do.
god, i hate kids.
Multiples? I can’t even take one!
Some mates and I decided to play football one time and let a bunch of young’uns join in. We were all too decent to fight back but they would literally just hack our legs out from under us and then start kicking us when we were down.
The only way to win would be to run around in a circle kicking them from afar as you went, once you’re on the ground all they have to do is cling on and you’ve got about 600 lbs of mass weighing on your shoulders. That’s before you consider the phenomenal force the human jaw can deliver and the fact that you have infinitely more hair for them to pull.