Got to the races
Lose all races
Walk in the rain
Go to The Acre
POP into Khlong
Bump into Married Doris 1 (or is it 2? Can’t remember)
Realise your “Sex Ray” is on the blink when she refuses to come home with you
Go home
Log onto internets
Chit chat for 2 hours to a gagging-for-it Doris you have known for a while, but never done anything with, mainly as she has dodgy teeth.
Drunkenly agree for her to come to your place the next day at 7pm
Forget about it
Don’t get her number so you can call to cancel
Wake late for work
Remember in horror your arrangements

Booze, the internets, the hown and a slightly dodgy Doris. A recipie for a noshing.