security at the shaky kaiser

security

Published on 3/2/2005 in the snoop's stuff.

The security guards in my block of flats have been working with uncharacteristic zeal the past few days. Reaching to open the door faster, smiling wider, and shouting their morning greetings that decibel louder. The reason is clear: it’s Chinese New Year next week and they can smell lai see. Well, their last-minute tactics won’t affect me. I was going to tip them generously anyway since they’ve been good to me over the past year. Particularly when:

I came home shitfaced without a key - They picked me off the floor and found a chair for me to sleep in.

I came home too shitfaced to understand numbers - They helped me find the right floor.

15 Responses to “security”

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1 alex — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 3rd, 2005 at 4:31 pm

shaky, shaky, we want shaky…….
2 Sink — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 3rd, 2005 at 4:46 pm

Shut up monkey nuts!
3 James — France (definitely maybe)
Feb 3rd, 2005 at 6:10 pm

Alex, you are a boor.
4 Ewan — Europe (definitely maybe)
Feb 3rd, 2005 at 8:10 pm

I prefer these guys, i like their humour
5 the letter b — Singapore (definitely maybe)
Feb 3rd, 2005 at 8:45 pm

that’s prick #4 and counting…
6 Chubby — United States (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 12:12 am

Ha, at last somebody is counting!
7 Glenn — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 9:31 am

Criticising and complaining in a situation like this is a sign of insecurity and low self esteem (on the part of the complainer / criticiser).

Although personally I prefer Shaky’s writing style, I do still click on the site everyday this week - what the stand ins are writing is still worth a read.

Give the boys a break …
8 Tintin — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 10:33 am

The boys seem to be getting more comments than Shaky! And generating some banter, and we all know…………….Banter makes the world go round!
9 Snowy — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 12:04 pm

They’re getting comments cos they’re wank, mate.
10 the letter b — Singapore (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 1:38 pm

ok that’s prick/wanker/twat/lowest common denominator #5. anymore?

it’s odd that these said pricks/wankers/twats/lowest common denominator seem to make their appearances now when the shakester is not posting.

anyhooo, Gunther/The Snoop- carry on posting, don’t let these pricks/wankers/twats/lowest common denominators get on your nerves. hang in there.

Chubby - counting these sad gits is a nice change from counting sheep.
11 the letter b — Singapore (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 1:40 pm

with a name like snowy, is it really snowing over there in HK as we speak? hmmm??
12 Tintin — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 5:01 pm

‘mate’ ……….your no mate of mine!
13 Jay — United States (definitely maybe)
Feb 4th, 2005 at 8:41 pm

Dunno…the Snoop seems to be settling down. He’s not Shaky but I think the women of Wanchai are thankful for that.
14 Chubby — United States (definitely maybe)
Feb 6th, 2005 at 12:58 am

Good god, the site seems to have attracted some interesting characters of late….Snowy, Sink, etc. Interesting vocab banks they’ve got too!

A quick update: our Shaky was wondering why all “shops” in Samui are not open today. It’s the night before general election day, Kaiser…illegal to sell alcoholic drinks….and the fine? 1 baht - I kid you not!
15 Gunther — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)
Feb 6th, 2005 at 3:56 pm

So…erm….Security Guards and upcoming Chinese New Year. Anybody?