topical shit

Keeping up the Shaky tradition of “lez affaires dez current”, we decided to give you a good and thorough ‘posting’ on the Iraq election. Turnout was better than expected. Leading contender is still leading. Exit polls are strong particularly in the north but lets not overlook the south. Weather expected to be mild to moderate with no rain storms, but the occasional sand storm, particularly in desert areas. So here are the latest exit polls. O.k. we couldnt find the latest polls but if there was a poll on the best pirate puzzle game for ages 4 to 8 then it would be this…Surely not too piratey?

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9 Responses to “topical shit”


  1. 1 James  your flag — France (definitely maybe)

    Ooh, I love pirates.

    Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Burn me buttocks an’ devil blast me barnacled skin if that ain’t a fine lookin’ puzzle, so it be! Arrrrgh! Aye, wi’ a curse, an all!

    And a right piratical welcome to ye, Cap’n Snoop, and ye, Bosun Gunther. I be sure this ship be in safe ‘ands, as we be awaiting yon Cap’n Kaiser’s return from parts-a-foreign.

    Grog, doubloons, an’ devilish saucy wenches forever! Ha-Harrrrgh!

  2. 2 Giles  your flag — China (definitely maybe)

    What the bloody ‘ell is this? Pick a random photo and try to match it with text?

    Where’s the boobs and stories of nights in Wanchi

  3. 3 James  your flag — France (definitely maybe)

    :o) Now Shaky is on holiday, I can slip in a few smilies, under the radar, as it were. Shhh, nobody tell him.

  4. 4 antarcticmango  your flag — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)

    yeh guys - expected more from the members of the MLCCC. The Shakymeister has created a tradition and a level of excellence that we expect you to keep up. Yes it’ll be hard - you’ll have to sing in Hardeee’s, visit Wanchai, consume large amounts of alcohol, chat to women with large breasts who are only interested in one fat thing thats in your pocket, and of course blog regularly. So what ’s hard in that…?

  5. 5 Snoop senior  your flag — Great Britain (UK) (definitely maybe)

    Consider the shake n vac song:

    >> Stale smells up here often come from down there, in your carpet.
    >> Smells from your dog and tobacco too.
    >> Well, Shake ‘n Vac from Glade is here.

    >> Do the Shake ‘n Vac, and put the freshness back
    >> Do the Shake ‘n Vac and put the freshness back
    >> When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too
    >> Every time you vacuum, remember what to do
    >> Do the Shake ‘n Vac and put the freshness back.

    >> Shake ‘n Vac: in four fragrances

    Now I’ve taken the liberty of some literary revision:

    HK Shakyblog

    Stale smells up here often come from down there, in your carpets.
    Smells from your dog and tobacco too.
    Well, Shakyblog from HK is here.

    Do the Shakyblog, and put the freshness back
    Do the Shakyblog and put the freshness back
    When your carpets smell fresh, your growler does too
    Every time you large it remember what to do
    Do the Shakyblog and put the freshness back.

    Shakyblog: in four flagrancies

  6. 6 smik  your flag — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)

    You are not funny, or interesting. I suggest you save yourself any further embarrassment and down tools until your pal gets back

  7. 7 Wanbro  your flag — China (definitely maybe)

    Jeez, tough crowd, huh?!

  8. 8 Chubby  your flag — Thailand (definitely maybe)

    Yeah, Wan, I would say so too.

  9. 9 Gunther  your flag — Hong Kong (definitely maybe)

    smik, where do you get a phrase like erm “downing tools”? Think you should have a guest blog position but probably not for this sort of audience. Keep your downing tools to yourself please.

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