Comments on: topical shit

By: Gunther

Gunther — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:19:25 +0000

smik, where do you get a phrase like erm “downing tools”? Think you should have a guest blog position but probably not for this sort of audience. Keep your downing tools to yourself please.

By: Chubby

Chubby — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:01:02 +0000

Yeah, Wan, I would say so too.

By: Wanbro

Wanbro — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 08:46:54 +0000

Jeez, tough crowd, huh?!

By: smik

smik — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 08:18:20 +0000

You are not funny, or interesting. I suggest you save yourself any further embarrassment and down tools until your pal gets back

By: Snoop senior

Snoop senior — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:03:56 +0000

Consider the shake n vac song:

>> Stale smells up here often come from down there, in your carpet.
>> Smells from your dog and tobacco too.
>> Well, Shake ‘n Vac from Glade is here.

>> Do the Shake ‘n Vac, and put the freshness back
>> Do the Shake ‘n Vac and put the freshness back
>> When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too
>> Every time you vacuum, remember what to do
>> Do the Shake ‘n Vac and put the freshness back.

>> Shake ‘n Vac: in four fragrances

Now I’ve taken the liberty of some literary revision:

HK Shakyblog

Stale smells up here often come from down there, in your carpets.
Smells from your dog and tobacco too.
Well, Shakyblog from HK is here.

Do the Shakyblog, and put the freshness back
Do the Shakyblog and put the freshness back
When your carpets smell fresh, your growler does too
Every time you large it remember what to do
Do the Shakyblog and put the freshness back.

Shakyblog: in four flagrancies

By: antarcticmango

antarcticmango — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:34:40 +0000

yeh guys - expected more from the members of the MLCCC. The Shakymeister has created a tradition and a level of excellence that we expect you to keep up. Yes it’ll be hard - you’ll have to sing in Hardeee’s, visit Wanchai, consume large amounts of alcohol, chat to women with large breasts who are only interested in one fat thing thats in your pocket, and of course blog regularly. So what ’s hard in that…?

By: James

James — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:18:54 +0000

:o) Now Shaky is on holiday, I can slip in a few smilies, under the radar, as it were. Shhh, nobody tell him.

By: Giles

Giles — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 15:58:02 +0000

What the bloody ‘ell is this? Pick a random photo and try to match it with text?

Where’s the boobs and stories of nights in Wanchi

By: James

James — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:22:48 +0000

Ooh, I love pirates.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Burn me buttocks an’ devil blast me barnacled skin if that ain’t a fine lookin’ puzzle, so it be! Arrrrgh! Aye, wi’ a curse, an all!

And a right piratical welcome to ye, Cap’n Snoop, and ye, Bosun Gunther. I be sure this ship be in safe ‘ands, as we be awaiting yon Cap’n Kaiser’s return from parts-a-foreign.

Grog, doubloons, an’ devilish saucy wenches forever! Ha-Harrrrgh!