Moved to a new seat at work. Bigger screens too. Lovely forward view over Mid-Levels, then the western harbour to the right. Lovely day today. Snowing up north in England.

Still haven’t decided on my new neighbours, well I’ve started:

• Guy behind me has a foooking loud keyboard. Gutted. It’s one of those gay ‘Natural’ keyboards. Freak.
• Guy in front is a new guy from Singapore and smiles all the time. I mean it, all the time. He’s smiling now. I need to buy a plant to block out his inane grin.
• Girl next to me smells of handcream, but chews with her mouth open.

  I’ll have rant names for them soon.