It’s been going on for months, the noise. They’ve been sorting out pipes all over the place, doing something upstairs, last week it was the apartment next door. Today, replacing a window or something in the stairwell right outside my flat. So I popped out for a coffee (the girls in Pacific Coffee are, er, wearing Halloween masks), it’s a beautiful day, so when I got home, I decided to open my windows to let the lovely breeze through the place. Instant loud voices. Couldn’t see anything, then I looked up. I am so moving.