I’ve been told to stay home for a few days. Highly contagious apparently.
Wanna have a look? It’s ‘orrible.
So, what to do? Buy WWII movies of course. Just stocked up on:
The Guns of Navarone
Force 10 From Navarone
The Eagle Has Landed
Where Eagles Dare
Alas, Little Britain, which was released today was not in the delivery to HMV today.

Left eye is cute! That would be YOUR left eye
the eagle has landed? ooooh. where did you buy them from?
HMV in HK.
And I thought you were ugly enough already.
So, conjunctivitis is it? Nasty.
Ooh, Where Eagles Dare, what a fillum. The snow, the mp40s, the castle. Absolute fooking corker.
Looks grim. I sent you over an eye patch.
Nothing to do with your
muffdiving trip to the Phils I hope!Sorry the”muff” was supposed to be strikethrough!
How can he get it in the eye? Must of been some deep sea diving!
Perhaps he got it from sharing contact lenses…
Oh dear! poor you, take good care of yourself!
Nasty….don’t spend too much time in front of the monitor shaky!
Shaky, if you haven’t got them you should also get:
Cross of Iron (James Coburn/Maximillan Schell)
Von Ryans Express (Frank Sinatra/Trevor Howard)
Too Late The Hero (Michael Caine/Cliff Robertson)