Nibbles is going all out to annoy me already and it’s only 10.30.

Mixing an apple around his mouth
Rocking back and forth, just a little bit
Sniffing
Tapping hard on his keyboard, with one finger per hand
Humming, just a little bit

“Are you humming?!”
“Yes”
“Well stop please”

Who hums at work?! Outrageous. But not as outrageous as this.