Just starting out, Shandyman:
Picture a fairly human figure: fattish in the stomach, shortish in the leg. A round, jovial face; ears only slightly pointed and elvish, hair short and curling (brown). The feet, from the ankles down, covered with brown hairy fur.
Apparently, if you say his name five times in a mirror, his spirit will appear and make you neck a lager top. [Please let someone get that reference]
Well Shandyman, you should take a look at Simon’s blogging guide.

Candy Man. Any blog whose first post (as I see it) is a gorilla getting a blow job has got to be worth a link
Phil gets the movie question right again!
Thanks, it was very interesting