UPDATE: Found out what the boys in London got up to last night:

Bars followed followed by a Metropolisation. (means going to some lap dance place)

Funny point of the night … Name Erased & The Boss getting a dance … at some point (no-one noticed, not even the dancer) The Boss managed to secret her knickers down Name Erased’s back, under his jacket!! When she finishes, The Boss goes off to the bog, for five minutes the dancer is searching the whole booth for her kacks and starting to get pissed off … The Boss comes back from the bog and flippin’ David Copperfield’s said vestments from behind Name Erased’s head … way better than your card tricks my saaaaan!!!

Yeah, but my card tricks have got me free drinks and entry into clubs!

Anyway, reminds me of another story of The Boss, well three actually, but I need to get to the pub.

I predict victory for the Big Brain quiz team!